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篇名: 寧要狗
作者: Regan	日期: 2013.03.25　　天氣: 　心情:

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
為什麼有些男人寧要狗不要妻？
1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
你愈晚回家牠越興奮

2. Dogs don t notice if you call them by another dog s name.
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介意

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
你把東西撒得滿地都是，牠很高興

4. A dog s parents never visit.
牠的父母永遠不會來訪

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你提高嗓子強烈表態，牠也不反感

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they re ready to go 24 hours a day.
你永不須要等啊等的，狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門

7. Dogs find you amusing when you re drunk.
你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒，問你牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗

9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they don t get mad. They just think it s interesting.
狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道，不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣

And last, but not least: 最後，但很重要：
10 If a dog leaves, it won t take half of your stuff.
狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你一半財產！

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