me: :O it's 1:30am, way past your bed time pal: some big news has kept me up me: what big news? a-bian? pal: right me: what happened? he was still bull@#$%ing on tv only a while ago pal: suprisingly his supporters bought it me: oh...that. i thought he or his wife had committed suicide or something...that'd be big news pal: even if they did that, it'd be for show only, like the two bullets were used to win rather than to kill